Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
This nigga is on drugs. I ain’t never seen no one cry like this c’mon son
Dark skinned niggas hold it in for so long.
All they know how to do is fight.
^best comment ive ever seen on anything LMAO
The amount of tears coming from this mans face is making me so uncomfortable.
It’s like when you really have to pee and you’re holding it in, but someone tells a really funny joke and some pee comes out.
lol i think what happened was he was crying during the whole national anthem with his eyes closed and when he finally opened them all of the built up tears fell out
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
and we’ll never be royals
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
"And when you smile"
"the whole world stops and stares for a while"
so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan
^ and last but not least this guy obviously wants to be money when he gets older so yea
hope this post wasn’t to long